Subject: Things To Think About..
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Jan 01 2002 - 11:59:41 EST
"Things To Think About . . . ."
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
Do people in Australia call the rest of the
world "up over"?
Does that screwdriver belong to Philip?
Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
Does killing time damage eternity?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
Why is the third hand on the watch called
a second hand?
Why is it that when you're driving and
looking for an address, you turn down the
volume on the radio?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial
flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with
real lemons?
Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?
Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn
shop?
Daylight savings time - why are they saving
it and where do they keep it?
Did Noah keep his bees in archives?
Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?
Do pilots take crash-courses?
Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?
Do you think that when they asked George
Washington for ID that he just whipped out
a quarter?
Have you ever imagined a world with no
hypothetical situations?
Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?
How can there be self-help "groups?"
How do you get off a non-stop flight?
How do you write zero in Roman numerals?
How many weeks are there in a light year?
If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can
he still hear his Walkman?
If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to
buy all her friends?
If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't
deaf people wear earmuffs?
If cats and dogs didn't have fur would we
still pet them?
If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut
butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made
out of?
If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?
If swimming is good for your shape, then why
do the whales look the way they do?
If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do
they make fog horns out of?
If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have
parking lots?
If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
If you take an Oriental person and spin him
around several times, does he become
disoriented?
Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have
a picture of a running child?
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