Subject: Out on the Farm
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Jan 02 2002 - 09:13:49 EST
"Out on the Farm"
Concerned about his failing manhood, a farmer
went to the local doctor for help. The doctor gave
him a small container of pills and told him to take
no more than one a day.
Back home, the farmer thought he'd try the
medication on his stud horse first. The horse
swallowed the pill, jumped out of his stall, kicked
a side of the barn over, and ran off down the road.
"Those pills are too strong for me," the farmer
thought, and pour the rest into his well.
Later, when the doctor came to check on him, the
farmer told how he had disposed of the medication.
"Heavens!" exclaimed the doctor. "You haven't
drunk any of the well water, have you?"
"No," said the farmer. "We can't get the pump
handle down."
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