Subject: Crazy Goat
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Feb 25 2002 - 07:14:57 EST
"Piggy see, Piggy do!"
One sunny day, a man was walking down the
street when a truck came flying by and hit a
bump in the road. As the truck sped away a
crate fell off. Excitedly the man ran over to see
what was in the crate.
The man open the crate and was stunned to
see a pig. The man didn't know what to do so
he asked a police officer for some advise. The
officer suggested that the man take the pig to
the local zoo.
A few days later while the police officer was
directing traffic, he noticed this same man
driving by in a car. The officer motioned to the
man so he could find out if everything when
well with his advice.
The officer walked up to the car and was stunned
to see sitting next to the man... the pig! The pig
was sitting upright, with his seat belt on, wearing
a baseball cap. In between them sat a six pack
of soda and some popcorn. "Good afternoon
officer!" the man said. The pig looked over and
gave a couple polite snorts.
The stunned officer asked the man, "I thought I
told you to bring that pig to the zoo!"
The man replied, "Oh, I did, and we had so much
fun that today we're going to the ball game!!"
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"Crazy Goat"
Two guys are walking through the woods when
they come to a pit. The first guy says, "How
deep you think this pit is?" The second guy says,
"I don't know. Let's throw in a rock and listen for it
to hit the bottom." They throw in a rock and listen,
but they don't hear anything. The first guy says,
"We need to throw in something heavy so when
it hits it'll make more noise."
So they find a cement block and throw it in and listen,
but they still don't hear anything. The first guy says,
"We need to find something really heavy, that'll make
a real lot of noise when it hits bottom."
So they go further into the woods, and come across
an old railroad tie. They haul it back to the pit, and
throw it in. They still didn't hear anything, but all of a
sudden a goat comes running out the woods and leaps
into the pit. The first guy says, "Well, if that wasn't the
craziest damn goat I ever seen."
Just then a farmer comes walking up to them and
says, "You fellas seen a goat?"
The first guy says, "Yes, sir. A goat just came running
up and jumped right into that pit."
The farmer says, "Oh, that couldn't have been my
goat. I had him tied to a railroad tie."
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