How to Speak About Men...


Subject: How to Speak About Men...
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Feb 25 2002 - 07:12:51 EST


"How to Speak About Men
        & Be Politically Correct"

1. He does not have a beer gut -
He has developed a liquid grain storage facility.

2. He is not a bad dancer -
He is overly Caucasian.

3. He does not "get lost all the time" -
He investigates alternative destinations.

4. He is not balding -
He is in follicle regression.

5. He is not a "cradle robber" -
He simply prefers generationally differential
relationships.

6. He does not get falling-down drunk -
He becomes accidentally horizontal.

7. He does not act like he has his head up his butt -
He develops a case of rectal-cranial inversion.

8. He is not a male chauvinist pig -
He has swine empathy.

9. He is not afraid of commitment -
He is monogamously challenged.

10. He is not vulgar -
He is etiquette deprived.



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