Subject: How to Speak About Women...
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Feb 26 2002 - 18:17:12 EST
"How to Speak About Women
& Be Politically Correct"
1. She is not dumb -
She is a detour off the information superhighway.
2. She has not "been around" -
She is a previously enjoyed companion.
3. She is not an airhead -
She is reality impaired.
4. She does not get drunk or tipsy -
She gets chemically inconvenienced.
5. She is not "hot to trot" -
She is sexually focused.
6. She does not have implants -
She is medically enhanced.
7. She does not nag you -
She is merely verbally repetitive.
8. She is not "easy" -
She is sexually extroverted.
9. She does not have major league hooters -
She is pectorally superior.
10. She is not a two-bit whore -
She is a low cost provider.
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