Subject: Hide Me From The Draft
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Feb 22 2002 - 19:39:56 EST
"Hide Me From The Draft"
Two military policemen were chasing a fleeing
draftee from The military base. The draftee ran
into the courtyard of a convent. He saw a nun
seated on a round bench beneath a tree, quietly
reading a book.
He said to her, "Quick sister, please hide me I don't
want to be drafted, and the M.P.s are chasing me!"
She lifted up her skirt and said, "Quick hide under
here." The two policemen came by and asked if she
had seen anyone. She replied, "No."
After they left, she told the young boy to come out
and that everything was going to be OK. He thanked
her and said, "You have a nice set of legs for a nun!"
She replied, "If you reach up a little farther, you'll
find a nice set of balls too. I'm not going to be
drafted either!"
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