Subject: What's Your Excuse?
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Feb 17 2002 - 02:56:45 EST
"It Takes Nerve"
A woman was driving down the highway
about 75 miles an hour, when she noticed
a motorcycle policeman following her.
Instead of slowing down, she picked up
speed.
When she looked back again, their were
two motorcycles following her. She shot
up to 90 miles. The next time she looked
around, there were three cops following her.
Suddenly, she spotted a gas station looming
ahead. She screeched to a stop and ran into
the ladies' room. Ten minutes later, she
innocently walked out.
The three cops were standing there waiting
for her. Without batting an eye, she said coyly,
"I'll bet none of you thought I would make it."
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"What's Your Excuse?"
A man was driving home late one afternoon,
and he was driving above the speed limit. He
notices a police car with its red lights on in his
rear view mirror. He thinks, "I can outrun this
guy," so he floors it and the race is on. The
cars are racing down the highway -- 60, 70,
80, 90 miles and hour.
Finally, as his speedometer passes 100, the
guy figures "what the heck," and gives up.
He pulls over to the curb.
The police officer gets out of his cruiser and
approaches the car. He leans down and says
"Listen mister, I've had a really lousy day, and
I just want to go home. Give me a good excuse
and I'll let you go."
The man though for a moment and said...
"Three weeks ago, my wife ran off with a police
officer. When I saw your cruiser in my rear view
mirror, I thought you were that officer and you
were trying to give her back to me!"
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