Subject: Q & A
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Feb 17 2002 - 03:00:29 EST
"Q & A"
Q. What occurs more often in December than any
other month?
A. Conception.
Q. What separates "60 Minutes," on CBS from every
other TV show?
A. No theme song
Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?
A. Their birthplace
Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is
the most popular boat name?
A. Obsession
Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far
would you have to go until you
would find the letter "A"?
A. One thousand
Q. What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes,
windshield wipers & laser printers all have in
common?
A. All invented by women.
Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
A. Honey
Q. There are more long distance phone calls on
this day than any other day of the year. What day
is it?
A. Mother's Day
Q. There are more collect phone calls on this day
than any other day of the year. What day is it?
A. Father's Day
Q. What trivial fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs
Bunny) is the most ironic?
A. He was allergic to carrots
Q. What is an activity performed by 40% of all
people at a party?
A. Snoop in your medicine cabinet
Q. Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the
toilet?
A. Because it helps them to remember which end
they need to wipe.
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