Subject: Dog In Heat
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Feb 17 2002 - 02:51:31 EST
"Dog In Heat"
Jon takes his dog for a walk. After awhile he
gets thirsty so he ties his dog to a parking
meter in front of a bar and goes in for a couple
of beers. After he has been there for an hour
or so the local policeman enters the bar.
"Whose dog is tied up out front?"
Jon responds, "That's my dog. Is there a
problem, officer?"
"Well, she's in heat," says the cop."
"Oh, she'll be all right. It's shady out there."
At this point the policeman is becoming a little
upset. "Listen fellow. You don't seem to understand
what I am talking about. That dog needs to be
screwed."
"Go right ahead officer, I've always wanted a
police dog."
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