Subject: Read This One Twice....
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Feb 05 2002 - 20:51:11 EST
"Read This One Twice...."
While a friend and I were visiting the Naval
Academy in Annapolis, we noticed several
first year students on their hands and knees
assessing the brick courtyard with pencils
and clipboards in hand.
"What are they doing?" I asked our tour guide.
"Each year," he replied with a grin, "the
upperclassmen ask the freshmen how many
bricks it took to finish paving this courtyard."
"So what's the answer?" my friend asked him
when we were out of earshot of the freshmen.
The guide replied, "One....sir."
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"Little Dog Lost"
Crying her eyes out, the blonde approached
the policeman and said that her dog, Fido,
was lost.
The officer suggested that she put an ad in
the paper.
The blonde replied, "Well, I thought of that,
but I decided against it."
"Why did you decide against it?" asked the
officer.
"I remembered that my dear little Fido can't
read," sniffed the blonde.
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