Subject: The Traffic Ticket
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Feb 05 2002 - 20:51:41 EST
"The Traffic Ticket"
A young dating couple were driving down the
road in a very busy area, when things started
to get somewhat passionate. So they decided
to pull over and park and have some fun.
Things were really getting hot, and they were
not paying any attention to what was going on
outside. All of a sudden a policeman was
tapping on their window. The cop could hardly
contain himself.
"Didn't you know that you are not suppose to be
having sex in public?" he asked the couple.
Being embarrassed at being caught said yes
and apologized.
"Well, he said, I will have to write you a ticket."
So the cop wrote the ticket and reminded them
next time to watch their behavior.
After getting dressed the girlfriend asked her
boyfriend what the policeman wrote the ticket for.
He responded....
"For doing 69 in a 35 mph speed zone!!"
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