Subject: Always on Call
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Feb 05 2002 - 16:33:39 EST
"Always on Call"
A doctor answers his phone and hears the familiar
voice of a colleague on the other end of the line.
"We need a fourth for poker," said the friend.
"I'll be right over," whispered the doctor.
As he was putting on his coat, his wife asked,
"Is it serious?"
"Oh yes, quite serious," said the doctor gravely.
"In fact, there are three doctors there already!"
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"Help"
Two social workers were walking through a rough
part of the city in the evening.
They heard moans and muted cries for help from
a back lane.
Upon investigation, they found a semi-conscious
man in a pool of blood.
"Help me, I've been mugged and viciously beaten,"
he pleaded.
The two social workers turned and walked away.
One remarked to his colleague: "You know the
person that did this *really* needs help."
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