Subject: Wedding Bell Blues
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Dec 06 2002 - 06:07:11 EST
"Wedding Bell Blues"
A wedding occurred, just outside Cavan in Ireland.
To keep tradition going, everyone got pissed and
the bride's and groom's families have a storming
row and begin wrecking the reception room and
generally kicking the crap out of each other. The
Police get called in to break up the fight. The
following week, all members of both families
appear in court. The fight continues in the court
room until the Judge finally brings calm with the
use of his gavel, shouting "Silence in Court."
The court room goes silent and Shawn (the best
man) stands up and says, "Judge.. I was the best
man at the wedding and I think I should explain what
happened."
The Judge agrees and asks Shawn to take the stand.
Shawn begins his explanation by telling the court that
it is traditional in a Cavan wedding that the Best Man
gets the first dance with the Bride.
The judge says "OK."
"Well", said Shawn, "After I had finished the first dance,
the music kept going, so I continued dancing to the
second song, and after that the music kept going and
I was dancing to the third song.. when all of a sudden
the groom leapt over the table, ran towards us and
gave the Bride an unmerciful kick in her crotch!
The Judge instantly responded... "God.. that must of
hurt!"
Shawn replies "HURT!.. Jesus Christ, he broke three
of me damn fingers!!"
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