Subject: Only in New York?
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Aug 21 2002 - 07:29:39 EDT
"The Elderly Driver"
An elderly man was driving down the freeway,
and the car phone rings. Answering, he found
it was his son's voice urgently warning, "I just
heard on the news that there's a car going the
wrong way on I-285. Please! Be careful!"
"Hey!," said the senior citizen, "It's not just one
car. It's hundreds of them!"
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"Only in New York?"
"Police and school officials in an upstate New York
town got more than they bargained for in a program
given at the local high school to demonstrate the
force's dogs.
The students were herded into the auditorium and
the handlers on stage put the dogs through their
paces. They demonstrated some bite work, then
let some students up onto the stage to pet the dogs
to show that police dogs aren't vicious, they're just
trained to stop bad guys.
Then for a special demonstration, they announced
that there were four bags of pot hidden around the
auditorium and then they let the dogs loose in the
room to find them.
By the time they had finished, the dogs had brought
back six bags..."
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