Subject: What's In A Name?
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Aug 21 2002 - 07:28:50 EDT
"What's In A Name?"
What's In A Name?
A farmer had so many children, he ran out of
names, so he started naming his kids after
something around the farm.
The first day of school began, and the teacher
asked each child their name. When he got to
one of the farmer's sons, the boy replied,
"Wagon Wheel."
The teacher said, "I need your REAL name, son,"
to which he boy replied, "It's Wagon Wheel, sir...
Really."
The teacher, in a huff, said, "All right young man,
march yourself right down to the principal's office
THIS minute !!!!"
The boy got out of his chair, turned to his sister,
and said, "C'mon, 'Chicken Crap,' he ain't gonna
believe you, either."
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