Subject: Turning Hard
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Aug 03 2002 - 22:14:34 EDT
"Turning Hard"
Johnny, Billy, and Tommy were walking home from school
one warm spring day. As they were cutting through the
alleys and back yards they happened to look through a
hole in the fence of one of the yards, where a woman was
sunbathing in the nude.
As they looked through the hole, suddenly Billy started to
scream and took off running for home. He ran so fast that
his 2 friends, trying to catch him were soon left far behind.
The next day, as they came home again, they found the
same hole in the fence and started to watch the woman.
Again, after just a few minutes, Billy started screaming,
and took off like a shot.
On the third day, Johnny and Tommy agreed on a plan.
They would be between Billy and home if he started to
run, and they would find out what the problem was. Just
as before, Billy could only look for a few minutes then he
started to run for home. This time, Johnny and Tommy
grabbed him and demanded to know what was wrong.
"My mother told me that if I ever looked at a naked woman,
I would turn to stone. Well, I started to feel something
getting awfully hard ..."
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