Subject: Allergies
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Aug 03 2002 - 22:12:53 EDT
"Allergies"
A little girl was wearing one of those Medical
Alert bracelets. Someone asked her what the
bracelet was for. She replied, "I'm allergic
to nuts and eggs."
The person asked, "Are you allergic to cats?"
The girl said, "I don't know..... I don't eat cats."
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"On The Phone"
A housewife with three young children was
getting dinner ready when the phone rang.
The six-year-old picked it up and said, "Hi,
Daddy!" and she began telling him about
her day.
She then passed the phone to her brother
and sister as was the custom whenever
Daddy called from work.
When it was finally the wife's turn to talk she
took the receiver and said, "Hi, hon."
"Thank goodness, lady," the voice on the
other end replied. "I just called to tell you
that the wallpaper you ordered is here!"
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