Oooops


Subject: Oooops
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Aug 03 2002 - 21:48:13 EDT


"Oooops"

Two old friends are having coffee when the
first woman says, "I hear that you've been
telling people that I'm ugly!"

"Oh NO! I've just been saying that your new
hairdo makes you look less attractive."

"I also heard that you've been calling me fat?!?"

"Oh NO! I just said that the way you wear
those stripes makes you look larger than
you really are."

"I've also heard that you're saying that my
husband has a wart on his dick!"

"Oh NO! I only said that it feels like he has
a wart on his dick!"



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