Subject: Animal-like
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Aug 03 2002 - 21:45:31 EDT
"Clean Desk"
My boss wanted a "Clean Desk" policy, so
he sent a memo saying that any paper left
on desks would be removed at night and
we would have to fill-out a form to get it back.
So we left all our garbage paper on our desks
every night.
In a week, the boss had an office full of
garbage and we never heard about the
policy again.
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"Animal-like"
The stockbroker's secretary answered his phone
one morning. "I'm sorry," she said, "Mr. Bradford's
on another line."
"This is Mr. Ingram's office," the caller said. "We'd
like to know if he's bullish or bearish right now."
"He's talking to his wife," the secretary replied.
"Right now I'd say he's sheepish."
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