Subject: Giving Speeches To The Deaf
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Apr 27 2002 - 02:37:41 EDT
"Giving Speeches To The Deaf"
Three men are all to give speeches to the Deaf
Society. All are keen to make an impression on
their audience.
First man surprises his colleagues starts by
rubbing first his chest and then his groin.
When he finishes the other two men ask him
what he was doing. "Well," he explained," by
rubbing my chest I indicated breasts and thus
Ladies and by rubbing my groin I indicated balls
and thus Gentlemen. So my speech started:
"Ladies and Gentlemen."
On his way up to the podium the second man
thought to himself 'I'll go one better than that guy'
and started his speech by making an antler
symbol with his fingers above his head before
also rubbing his chest and his groin.
When he finished his colleagues asked what he
was doing. "Well," he explained, "By imitating
antlers and then rubbing my chest and groin I
was starting my speech by saying Dear Ladies
and Gentlemen."
On his way up to the podium the third guy thought
to himself 'I'll go one further than those loosers'
and started his speech by making an antler symbol
above his head, rubbing his chest, and then his
groin, and then masturbating furiously.
When he finished his colleagues asked him what
he was doing. "Well" he explained," by imitating
antlers, rubbing my chest and then my groin and
then masturbating I was starting my speech by
saying, "Deer Ladies and Gentlemen, it gives me
a great pleasure......."
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