Subject: Sermon
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Apr 25 2002 - 06:00:43 EDT
"Sermon"
A large seminar was held for ministers in training.
Among the speakers were many well known
motivational speakers.
One such speaker boldly approached the pulpit
and, gathering the entire crowd's attention, said,
"The best years of my life were spent in the arms
of a woman that wasn't my wife!"
The crowd was shocked!
He followed up by saying, "And that woman was
my mother!"
The crowd burst into laughter and he gave his
speech, which went over well.
About a week later, one of the ministers who had
attended the seminar decided to use that joke in
his sermon. As he shyly approached the pulpit
one sunny Sunday, he tried to rehearse the joke
in his head, but it seemed a bit foggy to him.
Getting to the microphone he said loudly, "The
greatest years of my life were spent in the arms
of another woman that was not my wife!"
His congregation sat shocked.
After standing there for almost 10 seconds trying
to recall the second half of the joke, the pastor
finally blurted out,
"And I can't remember who she was!"
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