Subject: Amish Computer Virus
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Apr 19 2002 - 12:35:43 EDT
"Amish Computer Virus"
Message:
You have just received the Amish computer
virus. Because we don't have any computers,
or programming experience, this virus works
on the honor system.
Please delete all the files from your hard drive
and hand-deliver this virus to everyone on your
mailing list.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Sincerely,
The Amish Computer Engineering Department
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"Of Food And Thought"
One Sunday a cowboy went to church. When
he entered, he saw that he and the preacher
were the only ones present.
The preacher asked the cowboy if he wanted
him to go ahead and preach. The cowboy said,
"I'm not too smart, but if I went to feed my cattle
and only one showed up, I'd feed him."
So the minister began his sermon. One hour
passed, then two hours, then two-and-a-half hours.
The preacher finally finished and came down to
ask the cowboy how he liked the sermon.
The cowboy answered slowly, "Well, I'm not
very smart, but if I went to feed my cattle and
only one showed up, I sure wouldn't feed him
all the hay..."
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