Subject: Here she comes...
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Apr 18 2002 - 13:15:38 EDT
"Here she comes..."
A History professor was explaining how society's
ideal of beauty changes with time.
"Take Miss America in 1921," he noted. "She
stood 5'1" tall, weighed 108 pounds, and had
measurements of 30-25-32. How do you think
she'd do in today's beauty contest?"
"One student piped up, 'Not very well! She'd
be way too old!'"
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"The Unluckiest Man Alive"
Four blokes were sitting in a pub drinking.
As time went on the face of one got longer
and longer.
'What's the matter, Fred?'
'I guess I'm the unluckiest man alive!'
'Why so, Fred?'
'Well you know I went to that funeral last week!'
The other three nodded.
'But he was in his nineties!'
'I know.' He paused as his face got longer.
'It's just that I caught the wreath!'
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