Subject: Surprised Cows
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Apr 11 2002 - 08:54:28 EDT
"Surprised Cows"
Little 10-year-old Freddie goes for a long weekend
with his uncle, a wealthy farm owner. One evening,
as Uncle John and his wife are entertaining guests
with cocktails, they are interrupted by an out-of-
breath Freddie who shouts out,
"Uncle John! Come Quick! The bull is screwing
the cow!"
Uncle John, highly embarrassed, takes young
Freddie aside, and explains that a certain amount
of decorum is required. "You should have said,
'The bull is surprising the cow'- not some filth you
picked up in the playground," he says.
A few days later, Freddie comes in again as his
aunt and uncle are entertaining.
"Uncle John! The bull is surprising the cows!"
The adults share a knowing grin. Uncle John says,
"Thank you Freddie, but surely you meant to say
the cow, not cows. A bull cannot 'surprise' more
than one cow at a time, you know..."
"Yes, he can!" replies his obstinate nephew.
"He's screwing the horse!"
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