Subject: Menu Choices
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Apr 11 2002 - 08:55:42 EDT
"Tasty Airplane"
A mother cannibal is walking in the jungle with
her daughter. They see a plane flying overhead.
Little girl cannibal asks, "Mommy, is that airplane
up there good to eat?"
Mamma cannibal: "Just like a lobster, dear. Only
what's inside."
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"Menu Choices"
The cannibal entered the dining room aboard a
luxury ocean liner.
"Would you care for a menu ?" the steward asked.
"No, just bring me the passenger list."
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"Whom to Eat?"
Two cannibals, father and son, were walking
along the beach one day when they come
across a beautiful young woman. The son
says, "Shall we take her home and eat her?"
"No," says the father says, "We'll take her
home and eat your mother:"
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