Subject: Reunion
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Apr 10 2002 - 22:37:11 EDT
"Surprise"
For a while my husband and I had opposite
schedules. He worked during the day, and I
worked at night. One morning I noticed he
had left a note to himself on the kitchen
counter that read, "STAMPS!"
As a helpful surprise, I bought him some at
the post office and put them on the counter
before going to work...
The next morning I found the same note. The
word "STAMPS!" was crossed out. Underneath
it he had written, "ONE MILLION DOLLARS!"
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"Reunion"
Donna was attending her High School reunion
and was having a blast. As the evening was
drawing to a close, the master of ceremonies
for the night proceeded to hand out bottles of
champagne to the graduates who had traveled
the farthest distance to attend the reunion, the
graduate who had been married the longest
time, the graduate who had become the most
successful, etc.
Donna wondered if she was going to get a prize,
too. Sure enough, the master of ceremonies
called out her name. "Donna, you win with 11
kids." and then, trying to be clever, he added in
"And champagne is only half the prize. The other
half is a giant, economy size bottle of aspirin."
"Don't bother with the aspirin," Donna replied.
"It's obvious with these many kids that I've
never had a headache."
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