Subject: Safari
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Apr 10 2002 - 22:27:33 EDT
"Safari"
John came back from a safari in Africa. Upon
arrival, he went to his partner, Mark, and told
him of his adventures.
"I was out in the jungle" he said, "when all of
a sudden I heard a noise in the bush behind
me. Looking back, I saw a huge lion, licking
his chops, and smiling at me. The lion started
coming my way and I started running, with the
lion not far behind.
When the lion was almost at my neck, he
suddenly slipped, and I got ahead a bit. The
lion started gaining on me, and as he got
closer, once again he slipped. I happened
to see a house not far away, and made
towards it.
As I got close to the house, the lion was almost
on top of me, when he slipped for a third time.
With the very last bit of strength, I ran into the
house and closed the door in the lion's face."
"That's some story there, John. Hell, I would
have crapped my pants in such danger."
"Mark, Mark, what do you think the lion kept
slipping on..."
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"Two Tigers"
The scene is a dark jungle in Africa. Two tigers are
stalking through the brush when the one to the rear
reaches out with his tongue and licks the butt of the
tiger in front.
The startled tiger turns around and says, "Hey! Cut
it out, already." The rear tiger says, "Sorry," and they
continue.
After about another 5 minutes, the rear tiger again
reaches out with his tongue and licks the butt of the
tiger in front. The front tiger turns around and cuffs
the rear tiger and says, "I said stop it!." The rear tiger
says, "Sorry," and they continue.
After about another 5 minutes, the rear tiger once
more licks the butt of the tiger in front. The front tiger
turns around and asks the rear tiger, "What is it with
you, anyway?"
The rear tiger replies, "Well, I just ate a lawyer and
I'm trying to get the taste out of my mouth!"
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