Subject: Two Scottish Nuns in NYC
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Apr 06 2002 - 09:10:08 EST
"Two Scottish Nuns in NYC" (A LadyHawke's Favorite)
Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA
by boat and one says to the other, I hear that the
occupants of this country actually eat dogs."
"Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live
in America, we might as well do as the Americans
do."
Nodding emphatically, the mother superior points
to a hot dog vendor and they both walk towards it.
"Two dogs, please," says one.
The vendor is only too pleased to oblige and he
wraps both hot dogs in foil. Excited, the nuns
hurry over to a bench and begin to unwrap their
'dogs.'
The mother superior is first to open hers, then,
staring at it for a moment, leans over to the other
nun and whispers cautiously,
"Er... What part of the dog did 'you' get?"
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