Subject: Kitchen Plaque Sayings
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Apr 06 2002 - 09:07:29 EST
"Kitchen Plaque Sayings"
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.
I don't do mousework! (With a picture of a kitten.)
A husband is someone who takes out the
trash and gives the impression he just
cleaned the whole house.
A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen... And
this kitchen is delirious.
Help keep the kitchen clean - eat out.
Self cleaning kitchen. Clean up after yourself.
Mom's off duty.
Housework done properly can kill you.
If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast
and cheap.
This is *my* kitchen. I am the boss! If you
don't believe it...start something!
I'm the MOMMY, that's why!
My next house will have no kitchen --- just
vending machines.
Caution: Cook At Work!
No husband has ever been shot while doing
the dishes.
Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
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