Subject: Soap Vending Machine
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Apr 06 2002 - 09:06:30 EST
"Soap Vending Machine"
A priest was taking a shower at St. Mary Church
and he realized that he ran out of soap. He wanted
to get some soaps across from the shower room
but he was too lazy to get dress so he ran across
the room naked. On his way back, he saw three
nuns approaching to his direction. To avoid from
being embarrassed, he posed as a statue holding
two bars of soap on his hands.
The three nuns approached to him and the first
nuns asked, " Gee ..I wonder what this thing is."
"It's a soap vending machine", the second nun
replied. The first nun put a quarter up the priest's
butt and pulled the dong twice, a bar of soap fell
down." It smells really nice ", the first nun said to
the second nun.
The second nun put a quarter up the priest's butt
and pulled the dong twice. Another bar of soap
fell down. "It gives a good lather,", the second
nun told the third nun.
So the third nun put a quarter up the priest's butt
and pulled his dong twice but nothing came down.
She got frustrated and kept pulling it for 5 minutes.
Finally she yelled, "Oh....it is Cream Soap!"
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