Subject: What Does Your Daddy Do?
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Apr 03 2002 - 10:35:28 EST
"What Does Your Daddy Do?"
It's the first day of school in Houston and the
teacher thought she'd get to know the kids
by asking them their name and what their
father does for a living.
The first little girl says: "My name is Mary
and my daddy is a postman."
The next little boy says: "I'm Andy and my
Dad is a mechanic."
Then one little boy says: "My name is Jimmy
and my father is a striptease dancer in a
cabaret for gay men."
The teacher gasps and quickly changes the
subject, but later in the school yard the teacher
approaches Jimmy privately and asks if it was
really true that his Dad dances nude in a gay bar.
He blushed and said, "I'm sorry but my dad is
an accountant for Arthur Andersen and I was
just too embarrassed to say so."
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