Subject: Medical Differences
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Apr 06 2002 - 09:11:04 EST
"Oldest Profession"
Three friends -- a surgeon, an engineer
and a politician - were discussing which
of their professions was the oldest.
The surgeon said "Eve was created from
Adam's rib - a surgical procedure. My
profession must be the oldest!"
The engineer replied: "Before Adam and Eve,
order was created out of the chaos, and that
was an engineering job. My profession is the
oldest"
Then the politician said, "Yes, but who do you
suppose created the chaos!?!"
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"Medical Differences"
Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and
were discussing their work. The first one said,"
I think accountants are the easiest to operate on.
You open them up and everything inside is
numbered."
The second one said, "I think librarians are the
easiest to operate on. You open them up and
everything inside is in alphabetical order."
The third one said, "I like to operate on electricians.
You open them up and everything inside is color
coded."
The fourth one said, "I like to operate on lawyers.
They are heartless, spineless, gutless, and their
head and butt are interchangeable."
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