Subject: Lawyer Quickies
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Sep 10 2001 - 09:20:46 EDT
"Lawyer's Invoice"
A corporate executive received a monthly bill from
the law firm that was handling a big case for his
company. It included hourly billing for conferences,
research, phone calls, fax, photocopying, and
everything but lunch hours.
Unhappy as he was, the executive knew that the
company would have to pay for each of these services.
Then he noticed one item buried in the middle of the list:
FOR CROSSING THE STREET TO TALK TO YOU,
THEN DISCOVERING IT WASN'T YOU AT ALL -- $125.
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"Lawyer Quickies"
Q: What do you call a lawyer with an I.Q. of 50?
A: Your honor.
Q: What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad?
A: Senator.
Q: How many lawyers does it take to roof a house?
A: Depends on how thin you slice them.
Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up
to his neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.
Q: When lawyers die, why are they buried in a
hole 36 feet deep?
A: Because down deep, they are all nice guys!
Q: How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?
A: Shoot him before he hits the water.
Q: Have you heard about the lawyers word
processor?
A: No matter what font you select, everything
comes out in fine print.
Q: How many law professors does it take to
change a light bulb?
A: You need 250 just to lobby for the research
grant.
Q: Why did the post office recall the new lawyer
stamps?
A: Because people could not tell which side to
spit on.
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