Subject: Diagnosis
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Sep 10 2001 - 09:22:15 EDT
"Diagnosis"
Little Veronica got her first period. Confused and
frightened, she decided to ask her pal, Little Johnny,
if he could figure out what was going on down there.
So she pulled down her pants and pointed to her
crotch.
Johnny became serious and said: "You know, I'm
not a doctor, but it looks to me like someone just
ripped your balls off!"
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"Subtraction"
Little Johnny was in his math class one day when
the teacher singled him out.
"If I gave you $200," the teacher began, "and you
gave $50 to Mary, $50 to Sally and $50 to Susan,
what would you have?"
"An orgy," Johnny answered.
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