Subject: Universal Rx {Insp}
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Sep 09 2001 - 14:50:17 EDT
"Universal Rx"
No moving parts, no batteries,
No monthly payments and no fees;
Inflation-proof, non-taxable,
In fact, it's quite relaxable;
It can't be stolen, won't pollute,
One size fits all, do not dilute.
It uses little energy,
But yields results enormously.
Relieves your tension and your stress,
Invigorates your happiness;
Combats depression, makes you beam,
And elevates your self-esteem!
Your circulation it corrects,
Without unpleasant side effects.
It is, I think, the perfect drug;
May I prescribe, my friends? The hug!
(And of course, fully returnable!)
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