Subject: Duck Honeymoon
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Sep 07 2001 - 06:52:30 EDT
"Duck Honeymoon"
There are these two ducks hanging around beside
a lake, a lady duck and a gentleman duck, and it's
the mating season. The man duck starts prodding
her with his beak, and she says, "Here, what do
you think you're doing? Haven't you any subtlety?"
He says, "Oh, don't you want to, then?"
She says, "Well, not here, there's people watching.
Let's go to a hotel for the afternoon, like everyone
else."
He says, "Where's a hotel, then?"
She says, "There's one there on the other side of
the lake. Don't you know anything?"
So they fly across the lake and plod into the hotel
and she says, "Go on, ask him for a room."
So the man duck says to the receptionist, "Quack!
We want a room for the afternoon, please. We're
on our honeymoon."
The receptionist says, "Certainly sir; room 22,
here's your key."
So the ducks get in the lift and go up to the second
floor and let themselves into their room. No sooner
have they got in there than he starts prodding her
with his beak again. After a while she says, "Hang
on a minute. You got a condom?"
"What?" he says.
"A condom! This is 2001, and I'm not going to do it
without a condom."
"Oh. Well, er, where are we going to get one?"
"Haven't you had any education?" she says. "Ring
room service and ask them to send one up."
"How do I ring room service?"
"For crying out loud! Dial 0 and ask for room service."
So he knocks the receiver off the hook, prods the 0
on the phone with his beak and asks for room service,
and when they answer, he says, "Quack! I'd like a
pot of tea for two; some scones; a couple of slices
of cake; the evening paper; and, er, a condom."
"Certainly sir," says room service. "That'll be with
you in 10 minutes."
So the ducks hang around for a few minutes looking
out at the lake, and then there's a knock and the lackey
comes in with the tray. He puts the tray down on the
table, fishes something out of his pocket and says,
"There's your tea, sir, and here's your condom. Shall
I put it on your bill?"
"Certainly not," says the duck. "What do you think I
am, a pervert?"
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