Subject: Bovine Blast
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Sep 07 2001 - 06:51:58 EDT
"Who's More Powerful?"
One day in the forest, three animals were discussing
who among them was the most powerful.
"I am," said the hawk, "because I can fly and swoop
down swiftly at my prey."
"That's nothing," said the mountain lion, "I am not only
fleet, but I have powerful teeth and claws."
"I am the most powerful," said the skunk, "because
with a flick of my tail, I can drive off the two of you."
Just then a huge grizzly bear lumbered out of the
forest and settled the debate by eating them all. . . .
hawk, lion, and stinker.
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"Bovine Blast"
Do you know why they are called udders? When
you are about to milk the cow, first you grab one,
then you grab the udder one...
Deep Cow Thoughts: If you tell a cow a joke, and
she finds it funny... Will milk come out her nose?
Seen on a Bumper Sticker: "Montana - At least, our
cows are sane!"
Trigonometry for farmers: swine and cowswine.
Why were the cows mad at their farmer?
He had no consideration for the feelings of udders.
What do get from a cow with no back legs?
Dragon Milk.
What do you get from a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef.
A Norwich Union customer collided with a cow.
The following answers were given to the questions
on the claim form:
Q: What warning was given by you?
A: Horn
Q: What warning was given by the other party?
A: Moo
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