Subject: Virgin Newlyweds
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Sep 06 2001 - 07:02:48 EDT
"Virgin Newlyweds"
The newlywed couple arrives in their sumptuous honeymoon
suite, and it turns out that they are both virgins. Brought up
the old traditional way, neither of them really knows how to
have sex. So after about half a painful hour of abortive attempts
to get it on, an idea occurs to the husband.
"OK, honey," he says, "this is what we'll do. I'll go into the
closet and you go into the bathroom. We'll both get undressed
and turn off the lights in the bedroom. And then on the count
of three we'll both rush out at each other and then it will just
happen in the middle of the bedroom."
The wife is a bit unsure about this, but since she doesn't have
any better ideas she agrees. So, the husband goes into the
closet and the wife goes into the bathroom and they both get
undressed. The anticipation is driving the husband mad and
as he takes off his clothes he begins to get an enormous erection.
The wife turns off the lights and on the count of three they both
rush out into the bedroom towards each other. However, since
the room is dark, the husband gets disoriented and runs by his
wife... and right into the dresser. He hits his willy against the
dresser so *hard* that he passes out from the pain.
The next thing he remembers is coming to in a hospital bed, with
a doctor looking down at him. His throbbing dick is still so painful
that he moans to the doctor, "Doc, doc, how bad is it?"
To which the doctor replied, "That's nothing son. Wait till you
see your wife! We still haven't gotten her off the doorknob yet."
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