Subject: All About Men
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Sep 06 2001 - 07:02:15 EDT
"All About Men"
1. The nice men are ugly.
2. The handsome men are not nice.
3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men
are married.
5. The men who are not so handsome, but are
nice men, have no money.
6. The men who are not so handsome, but are
nice men with money think we are only after
their money.
7. The handsome men without money are after
our money.
8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and
somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful
enough.
9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are
heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money,
are cowards.
10. The men who are somewhat handsome,
somewhat nice and have some money and thank,
heaven, are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER
MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!
11. The men who never make the first move,
automatically lose interest in us when we take
the initiative.
NOW ... WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?
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