Subject: Dueling Tombstones
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Sep 06 2001 - 07:00:45 EDT
"Dueling Tombstones"
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the
day of their wedding anniversary. The husband
gave his wife a gift - a tombstone, with the inscription:
"Here lies my wife - cold as ever."
Later the furious wife bought a return present - also
a tombstone - on which the inscription read:
"Here lies my husband - stiff at last."
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