Subject: Vacation
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Sep 06 2001 - 07:00:21 EDT
"Vacation"
"And will there be anything else, sir?" the bellboy
asked after setting out an elaborate dinner for two.
"No thank you." the gentleman replied. "That will
be all."
As the young man turned to leave, he noticed
a beautiful satin negligee on the bed.
"Anything for your wife?" he asked.
"Oh, yes! That's a good idea." the fellow said.
"Please bring up a postcard."
*********************
"Vasectomy, Anyone?"
Gary was chuckling at the bar when his friend
Steve joined him. "Women, they think they're
so smart," he said with a sly smile, going on
to explain that he'd eavesdropped on a phone
conversation between his fiancee and her best
friend.
"She said, 'Gary doesn't know it yet, but the only
time I'm putting out is when I want to get pregnant."
At this, Gary doubled over with laughter, and Steve
looked at his friend with some consternation, "I'd
be mad as a hatter! Why aren't you?" he asked.
"Why get mad?" answered Gary. "She'll never
know I've had a vasectomy!"
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