Subject: Why E-mail Is Better Than Sex
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Sep 04 2001 - 09:46:02 EDT
"20 Reasons Why E-mail Is Better Than Sex"
1) E-mails last as long as you want them to.
2) You can e-mail a complete stranger without getting
arrested.
3) Big e-mails don't hurt; little ones can satisfy.
4) You can e-mail people in public without getting funny
looks.
5) You can e-mail somebody on the other side of the
world.
6) You can e-mail people of either or both genders
without being considered perverted.
7) You can turn a computer on without having to wear
clothes that might make you catch pneumonia.
8) If you e-mail somebody once then don't get in touch
again you won't feel too guilty about it.
9) People who e-mail a lot of different people in a short
time don't get called horrid names.
10) You can e-mail somebody who doesn't want
anything to do with you and they can't get you put in
prison for it.
11) Nobody makes any big thing of the first time you
e-mail somebody.
12) Using your fingers to e-mail isn't considered
vaguely disgusting.
13) You can talk loudly about e-mailing in front of your
auntie, and she won't be distressed.
14) You can e-mail close relatives, and nobody will
really bother about it.
15) E-mail can't get you pregnant.
16) Or give you nasty diseases.
17) You can e-mail somebody at any time of the month.
18) If you get a nasty e-mail you won't need counselling
afterwards.
19) After you've used a computer to e-mail, it won't
hassle you for coffee.
20) If somebody interrupts you while you're e-mailing,
you feel neither embarrassed nor frustrated.
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