Subject: Too Long On AOL When...
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Oct 27 2001 - 02:46:03 EDT
"You Know You've Been Too Long On AOL When..."
1. A friend calls and says, "How are you? Your
phones have been busy for a year!"
2. You forgot how to work the TV remote control.
3. You see something funny and scream, "LOL,
LOL."
4. You meet the mailman at the curb and swear
he said YOU'VE GOT MAIL.
5. You sign off and your screen says you were
on for 3 days and 45 minutes.
6. You fall asleep, but instead of dreams you get IMs.
7. You buy a laptop and a cell phone so you can
have
AOL in your car.
8. Tech support calls YOU for help.
9. You beg your friends to get an account so you
can "hang out."
10. You get a second phone line just to call out
for pizza.
11. You purchase a vanity car license plate with
your screen name on it.
12. You say "he he he he" or "heh heh heh" instead
of laughing.
13. You say "SCROLL UP" when someone asks
what it was you said.
14. You sneak away to your computer when
everyone goes to sleep.
15. You talk on the phone with the same person
you are sending an instant message to.
16. You look at an annoying person off-line and
wish that you had your ignore button handy.
17. You start to experience "withdrawal" after not
being online for 2 hours.
18. "Where did the time go?"
19. You sit on AOL for 6 hours waiting for that
certain special person to sign on.
20. You get up in the morning and go online before
you get your coffee.
21. .....You end your sentences with.....three or more
periods.......
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