Subject: Two Bulls
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Oct 27 2001 - 02:46:43 EDT
"Two Bulls"
There were two bulls, a young one named George and
an old one named Sam. It was that time of year to satisfy
the local female population, and young George was pretty
excited.
"Sam, Sam, can I go down to those heifers over there?"
asked George.
"George, relax. Here is how it works. We'll wait until
they're lined up at the feed trough so we can have our
way with the ladies in a nice orderly fashion." said Sam.
"Okay, I can do that." George answered.
Well, feeding time came and all the heifers were lined up
just like Sam said and George was all excited to go down
there, but Sam had a few more instructions.
"Now George, here is how this is gonna work. I'll start at
one end and you can start at the other. We'll meet in the
middle" said Sam.
"OK, OK, let's go!" said George.
"Hang on George!. One more important thing to remember.
These gals will let us have our way but you have to show
some respect and be polite. OK?" said Sam.
"Sure," says George.
Well, they go on down to the heifers all lined up. George
starts at one end and Sam at the other. George is pretty
excited, but he remember's Sam's instructions about
being polite, so as he is going along he makes sure to say -
"Thank you, ma'am! Thank you, ma'am! Thank you, ma'am!
Thank you, ma'am! Thank you, ma'am! Sorry Sam! Thank
you, ma'am...."
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