Subject: Thor
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Oct 25 2001 - 08:05:32 EDT
"Thor"
Thor, the Viking G~d of Thunder, and his pal Odin
were up in Valhalla, when suddenly Thor said to
Odin, "It's been a long time now. I *really* need to
have sex."
Odin stood and pondered for a while, before replying,
"Go to Earth, O Thor, and find thyself what they call a
"lady of joy" and treat her to your manly pleasures."
And this Thor did.
The next day, he came back up to see Odin, and told
him of the previous night's events. "My friend," he said,
grinning from ear to ear, "It was wonderful. We had
passionate sex 37 times.."
"37 times?!?!" exclaimed Odin. "That poor woman!
Mere mortals cannot endure such treatment. You
must go and apologize this instant!".
So Thor went back down to earth and found the
aforementioned prostitute, saying. "I'm sorry about
last night, but you see, I'm Thor."
"You're Thor?" shouted the girl. "You're Thor! But
what about me?! I can't even pith!!!"
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