Subject: Smart Windows
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Oct 25 2001 - 08:04:24 EDT
"Smart Windows"
A window salesman telephoned his blond customer.
"Mr. Blond, our company replaced all your windows
with triple-glazed models more than a year ago, and
we still haven't received a single payment. What is
the problem? Where they installed improperly or
something?"
"No, they are in just fine." the blonde replied.
"Then why didn't you send us any payments?"
"Well, you promised me they would pay for
themselves in 12 months..."
********************
"Twins"
The blond had been married about a year when
one day she came running up to her husband jumping
for joy. Not knowing how to react, the husband started
jumping up and down along with her.
"Why are we so happy?" he asked.
"Honey, I have some really great news for you!" She
said, "I'm pregnant!"
The husband was ecstatic as they had been trying
for a while.
Then she said "Oh, honey there's more."
"What do you mean more?", he asked.
"Well we are not having just one baby, we are going
to have TWINS!"
Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting
pregnant, he asked her how she knew.
"It was easy" she said, "I went to the pharmacy and
bought the 2 pack home pregnancy test kit and both
tests came out positive!"
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