Subject: The Magic Frog
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Oct 24 2001 - 07:14:45 EDT
"The Magic Frog"
A man with a 25 inch long penis goes to his doctor to
complain that he is unable to get any women to have
sex with him. They all tell him that his penis is too long.
"Doctor," he asked, in total frustration, "is there any way
you can shorten it?"
The doctor replied, "Medically son, there is nothing I can
do. But, I do know this witch who may be able to help you."
So the doctor gives him directions to the witch.
The man calls upon the witch and relays his story.
"Witch, my penis is 25 inches long and I can't get any
women to have sex with me. Can you help me shorten it?"
The witch stares in amazement, scratches her head, and
then replies, "I think I have a solution to your problem. What
you have to do is go to a pond deep in the forest. You will
see a frog sitting on a log who can help solve your dilemma.
First you must ask the frog, will you marry me? Each time
the frog declines your proposal, your penis will be five
inches shorter."
The man's face lit up and he dashed off into the forest. He
called out to the frog, "Will you marry me?"
The frog looked at him dejectedly and replied, "NO!"
The man looked down and suddenly his penis was 5 inches
shorter. "WOW," he screamed out loud, "This is great!!
But it's still too long at 20 inches, so I'll ask the frog to marry
me again."
"Frog, will you marry me?" the guy shouted.
The frog rolled its eyes back in its head and screamed back,
"NO!"
The man felt another twitch in his penis, looked down, and
it was another 5 inches shorter. The man laughed, "This is
fantastic."
"Fifteen inches is still a monster" he reflected for a moment.
"Just a little less would be ideal," he thought.
Grinning, he looked across the pond and yelled out, "Frog
will you marry me?"
The frog looked back across the pond shaking its head in
disgust, "How many times do I have to tell you -
"NO!"......"NO!"......and for the last time "NO!"
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