Subject: Things To Do At A Boring Movie
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Oct 24 2001 - 07:14:19 EDT
"Things To Do At A Boring Movie"
1. Wear a top hat.
2. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
3. Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
4. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
5. Make a noise like your passing gas and go, "Ahhh..."
6. Starting wheezing and ask the person next to you
if you can have some Juicy Fruits for you asthma.
7. During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"
8. Whenever the bad guy is doing something
devious, say, " Watch out!"
9. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
10. Tell the man selling popcorn that the girls
bathroom is flooding.
11. Yell out what is going to happen.
12. Tell the man next to you that you have
diarrhea and wink while smiling.
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