Subject: What Happened?
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Oct 18 2001 - 11:07:55 EDT
"What Happened?"
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where
the driver and passenger had been killed. As he
looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came
out of the brush and hopped around the crashed
car. The officer looked down at the monkey and
said, "I wish you could talk."
The monkey looked up at the officer and shook
his head up and down.
"You can understand what I'm saying?" asked
the officer.
Again, the monkey shook his head up and down.
"Well, did you see this?"
"Yes," motioned the monkey.
"What happened?"
The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand
and turned it up by his mouth.
"They were drinking?" asked the officer.
"Yes."
"What else?"
The monkey pinched his fingers together and held
them to his mouth.
"They were smoking marijuana?"
"Yes."
"What else?"
The monkey motioned "Screwing."
"They were screwing, too?" asked the astounded
officer.
"Yes."
"Now wait, you're saying your owners were drinking,
smoking and screwing before they wrecked."
"Yes."
"What were *you* doing during all this?"
"Driving," motioned the monkey.
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