Subject: Insurance Salesman
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Oct 18 2001 - 11:07:12 EDT
"Insurance"
An insurance salesman was trying to persuade
a housewife that she should take out life insurance.
"Suppose your husband were to die," he said,
"What would you get?"
The housewife thought for a while, and then
said, "Oh, a parrot, I think. Then the house
wouldn't seem so quiet."
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"Insurance Salesman"
A man walks into an insurance office and asks
for a job.
"We don't need anyone" they replied.
"You can't afford not to hire me. I can sell anyone
anytime anything."
"We have two prospects that no one has been
able to sell. If you can sell just one, you have a job."
He was gone about two hours and returned and
handed them two checks, one for $25,000.00
and another for $50,000.00.
"How in the world did you do that" they asked.
"I told you I'm the worlds best salesman, I can
sell anyone anywhere anytime."
"Did you get a urine sample?" they asked him.
"What's that?" he asked.
"Well, if you sell a policy over $20,000.00 the
company requires a urine sample. Take these
two bottles and go back and get urine samples."
He was gone about 8 hours and they were fixing
to close when in he walks in with two five gallon
buckets, one in each hand. He sets the buckets
down and reaches in his shirt pocket and produces
two bottles of urine and sets them on the desk and
says "Heres Mr.Brown's and this one is Mr.Smith's."
"That's good" they said, "but what's in those two
buckets?"
"Well, I passed by the school house and they were
having a state teachers convention, so I stopped
and sold them a group policy!"
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